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Queen and DoE Miss Wedding due to Arse-Hugging Dress Disaster.

Queen and DoE Miss Wedding due to Arse-Hugging Dress Disaster.

It has been confirmed today that the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh will not be attending the wedding of Pippa Middleton and James Someone-Or-Other because the 91 year old Monarch can’t find an arse-hugging dress to wear. Continue reading “Queen and DoE Miss Wedding due to Arse-Hugging Dress Disaster.”