Andy Murray Stays British Until 2017.

Andy Murray Stays British Until 2017.

Grumpy tennis player, Andy Murray is set to remain British during the tennis off-season by finishing as the worlds number one ranked mens tennis player this year. Continue reading “Andy Murray Stays British Until 2017.”

Bob Dylanbot Finally Runs Out of Battery Power

Bob Dylanbot Finally Runs Out of Battery Power

Whilst Bob Dylan’s failure to as yet acknowledge his award of the Nobel Prize for Literature has been branded “impolite and arrogant” by a member of the body that awards it; some people are starting to wonder whether or not his life-like Robot has finally broken down. Continue reading “Bob Dylanbot Finally Runs Out of Battery Power”

Sun Backlash on Freedom of Speech

Sun Backlash on Freedom of Speech

Quality newspaper, The Sun has finally morphed into just another parody paper as it turned on the whole world for having an opinion.  Continue reading “Sun Backlash on Freedom of Speech”

Assange Has Internet Turned Off

Assange Has Internet Turned Off

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has had his internet service cut off at the Ecuadorian embassy because he’s been downloading nothing but Adam Sandler movies for the last 6 months. Continue reading “Assange Has Internet Turned Off”