Due to a deficit in the attention span of the President of the USA, NATO will be putting time limits on the speeches at the upcoming summit with the US head of state in a desperate attempt to keep his attention.
Speakers will be limited to between 2 and four minutes at the summit at the end of the month to be held in the Belgian capital, Brussels.
The Secretary General of NATO, Jens Stoltenberg has made this bold move in a desperate attempt to keep the attention of the US president, Donald Trump. “I do not expect that even this move will be enough to hold his attention as i have had longer conversations with my puppy, Tinkerbell” Stoltenberg informed us “every single conversation i have with the POTUS ends up with him asking what we were talking about”
One source said “we’re finding this a bit ridiculous really, it’s like we’re having to prepare to deal with a child! Could the American people at least send someone who doesn’t have to concentrate to look important!”
Mr Trump started to respond by saying “listen, I have the best attention span, no-one has a better attention sp….ooooh puppies”