North Korea has today launched it’s bi-annual game of knock down ginger with China and the west as the G20 summit is being hosted by the Chinese for the very first time.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has always been known as a bit of a joker and ordered the mass game of knock down ginger because South Korea and the US began it’s annual game of Risk a couple of weeks ago; and with North Korea not old enough to understand the rules they are routinely told they’re not allowed to play with the adults. As all toddlers do Kim Jong-un had a tantrum and ordered the childish game of knock down ginger on the doorstep where all the world adults were playing.
When asked what all the noise was coming from outside, the Chinese leader was heard to say “oh that’s just Kim, ignore him, he’ll get bored in a few minutes and go back to sucking his thumb“.
North Korea have been repeatedly told that it’s not allowed to play knock down ginger but as with most children, as they gets older they get mildly rebellious. The terrible teens are just around the corner and Kim Jong-un is expected to get a ridiculous haircut and dress in black a lot.